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My Septic Dick Sweater

A few months ago, my neighbor across the street (who works at a yarn shop, BTW) found a pattern for a sweater online. It was this one called “The Pearl Clutcher.” (Credit to Ravelry and Kayla Dyches. As a side note, she is the same knitter who posted a pattern called “clam hands” and mentions… Continue reading My Septic Dick Sweater

Help a Sis Out

I hate asking for help. It’s not in my DNA. I don’t make a good salesperson because if someone says no, I just shrug and go off and cry. But…I’m going to ask you for help. #1- Vote for Disco Bar in the July 2024 Most-Anticipated Romance Release. Click on the link here to vote… Continue reading Help a Sis Out

Lost in London Excerpt

See below for an excerpt from Lost in London, coming June 14, 2024 to all retailers! Click on the cover below to learn more. Chapter 1 “Lila Calvert. C-A-L-V-E-R-T. Calvert,” I practically scream. The airport is loud, and the murmur of families greeting loved ones in the luggage area is deafening. Sound echoes off the… Continue reading Lost in London Excerpt

Read the Disco Bar Cute Meet!

It’s been a while since we’ve talked here. Yeah…I’ve been busy trying to finish the book in question. It’s been an experience writing a book that took place when I was two and writing 3 character POVs. Yikes. Everything else seems easy now. But I thought I’d pop in and let you read the cute… Continue reading Read the Disco Bar Cute Meet!

Kobo Plus Romance!

It’s that time! Every quarter, I get together with other authors and we put together a list of some great romance to read on Kobo Plus! Wait…what is Kobo Plus? It’s very similar to Kindle Unlimited, but authors do NOT have to be exclusive to Kobo Plus like Amazon requires authors to be if they’re… Continue reading Kobo Plus Romance!

Chapter 1 of Copper

She’s coming! Copper will be available on April 23 in paperback, Kindle, and on Kindle Unlimited. Click here to order on Amazon! Chapter 1 Lucy…Three Months Ago “Do you see that man over there?” the asshole standing over me asks, squeezing my cheeks together so close they hurt. He’ll leave finger marks for sure, but… Continue reading Chapter 1 of Copper

Small-Town Romance Book Suggestions

I love small-town romance. The woodsy scent of the man. The required cute meet. Something like a Christmas tree farm or a cupcake bakery… You know what I’m talking about! I’ve teamed up with other authors to bring you a list of small-town romance books. The Flower Festival Fling is in there, and it’s only… Continue reading Small-Town Romance Book Suggestions

ARC Signup for Copper

It’s here. It’s ready. It can be yours in advance if you sign up as part of my review team. My goal is to give out 100 ARC copies, and I need 4 more! This book will be in Kindle Unlimited for at least one contract round. If you’d like to read it in KU… Continue reading ARC Signup for Copper

Subscribe for Luck Event!

I’ve teamed up with other romance authors to bring you a chance to win 1 of 3 Amazon gift cards. The event is running from March 11th through March 17th, with winners chosen at midnight on March 18th. Entering means subscribing to the newsletters of all participating authors, but you can unsubscribe at any time!… Continue reading Subscribe for Luck Event!

Free Stories for March!

Like free stuff? I know you do. I’ve teamed up with some other authors to bring you free stories. Some are shorts. Some are full-length. Click on the stories you’re interested in, fill out the info to subscribe to the author’s newsletter, and you’ll be able to download the book! That’s it. (Unsubscribe from their… Continue reading Free Stories for March!